Old is gold. Really?

Flashback

"Oh c'mon mom, you are taking a break again???? We still have halfway to go to reach the top of the hill...." little Arabica wailed on her visit to some remote hill station..."Beta, stop jumping around, let me catch my breath. One day when you get older, you will understand..."

Fast forward to the Present

Alarm rings...Arabica fumbles for the cell phone eyes still closed, managing to push it to the edge of the bed. It teeters there for a moment and crashes with a loud "thump". Opening one eye, just a crack, Arabica reaches down for the phone gingerly, pushes a few buttons, and heaves a sigh of relief. It's working! Just then, Arabica notices the time...This is the order of thoughts running through Arabica's head:
1)"Omigosh, I'm late for office yet again!"
2)"Oh no, I have to go to office yet again"
3)"Oh crap, my eyes are burning, my head is throbbing and my body is aching yet
again"
4)Arabica's mom's words ring through her head..."One day when you get older, you will understand."
5)"Oh man! Am I getting old??? Already???"

With this heavy thoughts weighing on Arabica's brain, Arabica reaches office. She picks up her ritual cup of coffee, and mid way through the cup, a bulb lights somewhere... Arabica looks down at the cup strangely, holds it slightly away...The mind races..."Could it be possible..." Lost in thought, Arabica gets through the drudgery of work, to arrive spent at the current lodging. Staring down at the laptop screen blankly for some time, Arabica furiously jots down this:

Signs that you are growing old:

1) The very thought of coffee at wee hours of the morning(read 7a.m.) makes u weep with joy, break out in a song and dance sequence from a SRK movie, and randomly kiss anybody who suggests a cuppa coffee(Costa coffee if you are nitpicky about your caffeine) OR alternatively you are trying your level best to kick caffeine with pumping your system in the morning with fruits(read Papaya).
2) You complain/rant/make fun of your work with your equally "old" friends, colleagues, strangers you meet on the bus, people sitting next to you in a cinema hall or random people walking down the street.
3) Your Google web history looks something like:
o (Inflation) AND (implications for the common man)
o (Recession) AND (job prospects)
o (How to combat hair loss)
o (High blood pressure) AND (signs) AND (symptoms)
5) You are attending an 8 year old’s birthday party or alternatively the kid’s friends mistake you for an adult, and asks in a piping voice, “Uncle/Aunty, Can I please have more chips?”
6) You would rather spend your weekends sleeping than getting up.
7) Which presents a dilemma, since, your body habituated to early mornings, refuses to let you get some shut eye on a Saturday morning.
8) You have acne. Not the teenage hormones variety, but the stress induced kind.
9) Your monthly bank statement can transport you into a state of delirium faster than anything on the planet.
10) You actually own a bank account.


And you know you are really really getting on in age, when you lose track of finer details… Like point no. 4…..